Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今儿什么都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
我就想窝在被窝里头
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
就是不想接电话
so leave a message after tone
所以你就留个言呗
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为我发誓，今儿我什么都不干
I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
我把脚翘老高 瞪着风扇发愣
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
打开电视，手插在裤子里
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
谁都别告诉我我不能~
I'll be lounging on the couch
我会歪在沙发上
just chilling in my Snuggie
窝在我温暖的被窝里
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
换到MTV台，看他们教我跳舞
Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man
因为在我的城堡上，我就是爷!
Oh yes, I said it I said it
噢 是的 我说了 我说了
I said it 'cause I can
我说了 怎么的吧
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今儿什么都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
我就想窝在被窝里头
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
就是不想接电话
so leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言呗
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为我发誓，今儿我什么都不干
Nothing at all,
什么也不干，
(woo hoo) (woohoo) (hooooo) nothing at all
噢~噢~噢~什么也不干
Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
明儿我会爬起来，做点儿健身操
Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
认识个超棒的妞儿，做点儿超棒的爱
And she's gonna scream out
她会尖叫
This is great
太棒了
(Oh my god, this is great)
噢~我的天，太棒了
Yeah, I might mess around
耶~我可能也瞎晃悠晃悠
And get my college degree
搞个文凭啥的
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
那我老爹可得骄傲了
But sorry paps, you'll just have to wait
但是不好意思了老爹，您还得再等等
Oh yes, I said it, I said it
噢 是的 我说了 我说了
I said it 'cause I can
我说了 怎么的吧
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今儿什么都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
我就想窝在被窝里头
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
就是不想接电话
so leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言呗
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为我发誓，今儿我什么都不干
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
不~我连头发都不梳~
Cause I ain't going anywhere
因为我哪儿都没打算去~
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
不不不不不~没打算去~
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
我就光着屁股大摇大摆
And let everything hang loose
一切都放轻松点儿
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
耶……
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
耶……
Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything
噢~ 我今儿什么都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
我就想窝在被窝里头
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
就是不想接电话
so leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言呗
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为我发誓，今儿我什么都不干
Nothing at all
什么也不干
woohoo woohoo oooo
噢~ 噢~ 噢
Nothing at all
什么也不干
woohoo woohoo oooo
噢~ 噢~ 噢
Nothing at all
什么也不干
