【1】

Had to read the backs of random cleaning products while on the toilet because you forgot to bring your phone with you

在上厕所的时候，因为忘记带手机，你不得不随意翻阅清洁产品的背面。

 

 

【2】

Pretended to get a change of plans text after realising you were walking the wrong way the entire time.

当你意识到自己一直在走错路时，假装看手机改变一下主意

 

 

【3】

Left a knife by the sink because you didn't know whether you wanted to make another sandwich or not.

因为不知道要不要再做一个三明治，所以把刀这样留在了水槽旁。

 

 

【4】

And set alarms for every five minutes instead of just getting up after one.

每五分钟设置一个起床闹钟，而不是一步到位

 

 

【5】

And pretended to think about purchasing something after asking the price, even though you know damn well you can't afford it.

买东西时，问完价钱，假装思考要不要买呢?!实际上你知道自己根本TMD买不起啊~

 

 

【7】

.Confidently torn off a piece of skin near your nail and having it go much further than you ever thought it would.

自信地把指甲附近的一层皮撕掉，结果撕过头了~

 

 

世界大同啊!差不多全中!