A: The lunch menu is so bad today.

B: What is the cafeteria serving?

A: Leftover meatloaf and brussel sprouts.

B: That is disgusting.

A: I'm thinking of buying something from the vending machine.

B: I wouldn't do that if I were you.

A: What's wrong with the vending machine?

B: It steals your money.

A: Vending machines can't steal.

B: Yesterday, I inserted a dollar and no food came out.

A: I think I'll just go to the cafeteria.

B: Meatloaf and brussel sprouts sounds good right now, right?