A: Mom, can you buy me a laptop?

B: You are only 13.

A: Everyone in school has one.

B: They must be rich then.

A: I really need it.

B: What do you need it for?

A: I want to bring it to school for homework.

B: Aren't there computers at school?

A: They are way too slow.

B: Back in my day, there were no computers.

A: I hate it when you say that.

B: I hate it when you ask for things.