A: The house down the street is on fire!

B: How do you know?

A: There is smoke coming up from the house!

B: Did you call 911?

A: I am going to call right now!

B: I think they're having a barbeque.

A: This is nothing to joke about!

B: No, I mean the smoke is coming from a grill.

A: Oh. That explains the delicious smell.

B: Were we invited?

A: I'm afraid we were not.

B: How sad, even after saving their burning house.