A: I need a bigger closet.

B: I think you just need fewer clothes.

A: A woman can never have too many clothes.

B: She can if they don't fit in her closet!

A: Maybe we should take your things out of it.

B: Then where would I put my clothes?

A: You can put them in a small wardrobe.

B: I think it's easier if you throw some dresses out.

A: My dresses are nicer than your clothes!

B: I only have the clothes that are necessary.

A: So do I. I need to look nice more often than you do.

B: I wish your attitude was as nice as your dresses.