A: Apartments are so expensive these days.

B: Only rich people can afford to live in them.

A: My landlord raised the rent, so I'm moving out.

B: Where will you live?

A: I don't know yet, I have to search for an apartment.

B: Are you going to live alone?

A: Well, I've never had a roommate before.

B: I would find one if I were you.

A: It would be helpful in paying the rent.

B: Post an ad on Craigslist and see who replies.

A: If a psycho becomes my roommate, I'll blame you.

B: If that happens, I'll stay far away from your apartment.