A: Do you have any online accounts?

B: What is an online account?

A: Something you use on social networks.

B: I don't know what those are.

A: Websites where you talk about yourself.

B: Why would I want to do that?

A: So you can make friends.

B: I already have friends.

A: You can make more friends.

B: But I don't need more friends.

A: Forget I mentioned anything.

B: You're still my friend, right?