A: I'm deleting my Facebook.

B: I thought that you liked Facebook.

A: I do, but it's inconvenient.

B: Are the games not fun anymore?

A: That's not it.

B: Did you get bored of reading posts?

A: No, I still like them.

B: Did you lose interest in your friends?

A: Of course not.

B: Then what's the problem?

A: It's too easy to be stalked.

B: Don't worry, only attractive people are stalked.