A: I would like to order some checks.

B: Since you only have our basic checking account, it will cost you.

A: I don't need that many checks.

B: One box of checks is $15.

A: Can I choose what my checks will look like?

B: Yes, we have many different designs to choose from.

A: I would like kittens on my checks.

B: The kitten checks cost $18 per box.

A: That is a small price to pay for cuteness.

B: We can deduct that amount directly from your checking account.

A: How long till I receive the checks?

B: The checks take approximately two weeks to arrive.