A: We need to talk.

B: You're breaking up with me.

A: I didn't even say anything yet.

B: I already know.

A: You're right, I'm breaking up with you.

B: Why? I thought things were going good.

A: They were. Things happen.

B: What kind of "things?"

A: I can't tell you. You'll get mad.

B: I need to know.

A: I met someone else.

B: You're right, I am mad.