A: You in the green shirt!

B: Are you talking to me?

A: You're the only one here in a green shirt.

B: What do you want?

A: I saw you scratch my car with a key.

B: You have no proof.

A: You do know there are video cameras, right?

B: I don't know what you're talking about.

A: If you admit it now, I won't press charges.

B: Fine, I scratched your car.

A: Why did you do it?

B: You parked too close to my car.