D: Good evening, Ya?l.
Y: Good evening, Don.
D: Tonight we are here to present some very special awards to some outstanding body parts.
Y: Yes, these parts of the human body have really distinguished themselves. Shall we start, Don?
D: Let's. Our first award is for the body's largest organ. Would you like to do the honors, Yael?
Y: Thank you, Don. This is so exciting. This award goes to...the skin!
[APPLAUSE]
D: Did you know, Yael, that if you were to stretch out an adult's skin, it would be about 2.4 square yards?
Y: No, I didn't, Don. That's pretty big! Our next award is for the hardest substance in the human body. Don?
D: And the winner is...Tooth enamel!
[APPLAUSE]
Y: Wow! The enamel has to be very hard to protect the teeth for a lifetime of chewing.
D: Our final award this evening is for the biggest cell in the human body.
Y: And the judges say...oh, this seems like it could be a controversial decision since the biggest cell is not in every body, it's only the bodies of females...it's the egg cell!
[APPLAUSE]
Y: Ah! It may be only in the female body, but every one of us started out as an ovum. Once a sperm fertilizes it, it can grow into a baby inside the mother.
D: And then it has it's own body parts.
Y: Well, what a wonderful evening it's been.
D: Yes, and what dedicated body parts we've honored.
