Joey: How do you get a monkey into a zoo?

Chandler: I know that one! ...No, that's Popes into aVolkswagen.

Ross: Well, we're applying to a lot of them. Naturally our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos, y'know, like, uh, San Diego... right? But that might just be a pipe dream, because, y'know, he's out of state. Uh, my vet, uh, knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility.

Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.

 

 

Joey: 你怎么将一只猴送到动物园？

Chandler: 我知道……不对，那是如何让教皇进入大众汽车。

Ross: 我们要多方申请，当然大型州立动物园是首选，比方说，圣地亚哥动物园。但那是遥不可及的梦想，他都不在这儿。兽医说他在迈阿密有朋友，或许会有机会。

Chandler: 但是那儿离海滩只有两个街区，我的意思是，那一定是个非常热闹的动物园。