Luke:Dad,this is the coolest bike ever.

Phil:Awesome.So listen,buddy.Certain members of this family don’t think you can take care of this bad boy.

Luke:You mean mom?

Phil:Your words,not mine.Look,uh,your mom and I are a team,and she....we feel like this is a chance for you to show some responsibility.Don’t make us look like jerks here.

Luke:I won’t.

Phil:Okay.One more rule.

Luke:What?

Phil:Have,like,three butt-loads of fun.

Luke:Thanks,Dad.