My new sheets

from the "Under A Dollar" store

feel so luxurious,

like they could maybe cost over a dollar,

maybe even 2 or 3.

Yup. It was a good day

over at the "Under A Dollar."

Steak, bed stuff,

and my new steak eatin' chair.

Doesn't it worry you that

you got that meat and furniture

for the price of an Angry Birds update?