Oh, my God!

We have customers?

What's going on?

Why are there

so many hipsters here?

Are we selling stupid hats

and telling them

they're more talented

than they actually are?

No, that's already a store.

It's called "Fedorable."

You've been working so hard

to get us customers in,

I wanted to contribute

by finding a way to get in

the neighborhood hipsters.