This is it, Max.

The first private party

we've booked

in our cupcake shop.

What?

You said it was a private party,

and this is a party

I  keep near my privates.

Fine, but they can't

smell it on your breath,

So eat a mint after.

No need.

It's peppermint Schnapps,

'cause I think ahead.

I think this calls

for a "First party" dance.