Here you go, ladies. Enjoy the extra tips from your credit cards,

拿去吧，姑娘们。享受从刷卡的客人身上捞来额外小费吧，

because when Han flips that switch,

因为阿憨一旦按下那个改朝换代的按钮

the only tip I can give you is, don't wash your hair every day. It dries it out.

我能给你们的小费就只剩别天天洗头发了。头发会丧失水分的。

Okay. Here comes the future. One, two--

好啦，一起迈向未来吧。一，二...

This old building sucks me so hard.

这破楼真他妈要把我搞死了

Congratulations, ladies. This is your lucky night.

恭喜你们俩啦。今晚是你们的幸运夜。

Speaking of luck, here are your pearls.

说到幸运，这些是你的珍珠。

I found most of them, but I think Chestnut ate a few.

我找回了绝大多数，但我猜栗宝吃掉了几颗。

You can dig for those later yourself. Max.

你之后自己去慢慢"挖掘"吧。麦克斯。

And it won't look the same, because you have to string them on this cheap-ass wire

但它是弄回不了原样了，因为你得自己用这便宜烂线穿上，

I got at the hipster bead store... Beading off.

这是我在嬉皮串珠店买的，店名叫"得以珠之"。

We can add this Earl bonus money to our cupcake business total.

我们可以把厄尔给我们的额外收入加到小蛋糕生意基金里啊。

Yeah, that 150 will really put a dent in the 250,000 we need.

加上那150块，咱们离目标又迈进了"一大步"呢。

We'll get there, Max. Because you and I have something Martha Stewart and machines don't.

有志者事竟成嘛。因为我们有着家政女皇跟小蛋糕机都没有的东西。

Unpaid bills? Mushrooms growing on our bathroom rug?

未缴的账单吗？还是浴室门口地毯上长的小蘑菇？

No, each other.

我们有着彼此嘛

Aww, a year later you're still trying to get me to feel things.

哎哟，都认识一年了，你还在想着让我有点人性。

Do you wanna know the real reason I thought this necklace was so lucky?

你想知道我觉得它是幸运项链的真正原因吗？

I was wearing it the day I met you.

遇见你的那天，我就戴着它

So, I'm gonna have some extras. Do you wanna make one for yourself?

会有多余的珍珠呢。你想给自己也做一个吗？

Nah, I've had plenty of pearl necklaces, and I find them more sticky than lucky.

不用，我有过很多"珍珠项链"了，我觉得它们是黏腻而不是幸运。

Max, ms@MarthaStewartinc.Com. "Haven't forgotten about you, girls. Martha Stewart."

麦克斯，玛莎斯图尔特网寄信来了。"我可没忘了你们俩姑娘哦，玛莎·斯图尔特"。

Just when I thought I was out, she pulls me back in again.

我才以为人生已经无望，她又重燃我希望之火。