Hey, hand me that.

把那个递给我。

What? My new Westship company poncho?

什么？我的西船公司新雨披吗？

Yep. Now it's my booze bib.

对。现在是我的胸围巾了。

Oh, I love this. Somehow it's small enough to fit in your purse,

我爱死这个了。它既小到能装进你的包包，

but large enough to sleep under during an "Occupy Wall Street"-type situation.

但也大到能在发生抗议示威活动时穿着露宿睡觉。

Max, I'm pouring you more champagne because I have something really exciting I want to tell you.

麦克斯，我再给你倒点香槟，因为我有个超级兴奋的消息想告诉你。

I talked to Eli about hiring you full-time.

我跟伊莱说让他把你转成正式工。

You are now a junior executive's executive assistant!

你现在是初级行政主管的行政助理了！

I will knock you to the ground!

老娘要把你打得趴下！

Max, think about it. It comes with health care.

麦克斯，好好想想。你之后就有医保了。

You wouldn't have to decide between birth control pills and morning-after pills.

你以后就不用在长期避孕药和事后避孕药之间做选择了。

Are you trying to take away a woman's right to choose?

你是在剥夺一个女性选择的权利吗？

Come on, it could be so fun.

来嘛，会很好玩的。

Coming to work together, getting free coffee -- the good kind, the blended kind

一起上班，喝免费咖啡，好的那种，混合咖啡，

not to mention xeroxing our asses and feeling more alive than ever.

更不用说可以影印我们的屁屁来感到前所未有的活力。

Watch, I'll show you what a fun boss I can be. Let's xerox our asses.

瞧，我来示范下你上司可以多有趣。我们一起来影印屁屁吧。