I can't wait till tomorrow for my test results. I'm going to call the clinic.

我现在就想知道测试结果，等不到明天了。我要打电话给诊所。

You've left, like, ten messages.

你都留了10通留言了。

You're acting like the clinic's crazy ex-girlfriend.

你就像诊所的疯狂前女友。

Well, I'm leaving another message. Hand me my phone.

我要再留一通留言。把我手机给我。

What? I have to stay healthy in case you have it.

干嘛？万一你真中招了，我可不能病倒。

Someone's got to pick up your welfare checks.

总得有人去帮你领福利救济金吧。

Well, this is my life now. Working at a diner with herpes.

这就是我现在的人生。身染疱疹，在一家不入流的餐馆工作。

The very best I can ever hope to be is a mentor for a younger girl with herpes.

我仅剩的最大希望就是当一位身染疱疹的年轻姑娘的良师益友。

Hi. Maybe you can help me.

你好。或许你可以帮我。

Well, with that smile and my bad heart, I'll die trying.

你的笑容配上我有病的心脏，我会拼死帮你的。

I'm looking for the overly-emotional girl that works here as a waitress.

我是来找在这家餐厅工作的一位过度情绪化的女服务员。

Oh, my god! What are you doing here?

天啊！你来这里干什么？

Am I dying? Are you the angel of death?

我要死了吗？你是带我走的死神吗？

I think I found her. Can we have a seat for a minute?

我找到她了。我们能坐下来聊一句吗？

Max, Max, she wants to sit down. Come here and hold my hand.

麦克斯，她要坐下来谈。快过来拉住我的手。

Oh, I'll hold your hand after I find out what you have.

等知道结果后，我会拉住你的手的。