谎言1：不是我!说谎原因：有些事情不值得我们去邀功。
2.Yeah, I’ll start working on that ASAP! – Because telling you I have 10 things to do first would just irritate you。
谎言2：好的，我会尽快开工的!说谎原因：如果我告诉你在做你要求的这件事之前，我还有10件事要做的话，你肯定会抓狂的。
3.Oh, yeah. That makes sense. – Because option B involves admitting that I am clueless。
谎言3：是的，这挺有道理的。说谎原因：方案二会让我显得毫无头绪。
4.Thank you so much! I just love it! – Because telling someone that their gift sucked would make me look like an insensitive jerk。
谎言4：太感谢了!我很喜欢!说谎原因：告诉别人他们送的礼物一团糟会让我看起来像是冷血的混蛋。
5.ah, you look great in that dress. – Because it’s better than being slapped。
谎言5：你穿这条裙子真好看。说谎原因：总比说真话被别人扇耳光要好吧。
6.I’m 29. – Because 29 is like 20 years younger than 30.
谎言6：我29岁。说谎原因：29岁听起来比30岁要年轻多了。
7.Yes, John was with me last night. – Because that’s what friends do… we agree and ask questions later。
谎言7：没错，约翰昨晚是和我在一起。说谎原因：这就是朋友该做的事。等下我们两个还要通通气，以免穿帮。
8.My resume is 5 pages long for a good reason. – Because I’m darn good at bullshittin’!
谎言8：我写了5页的简历，那是因为我足够好。说谎原因：我就是个不折不扣的话唠!
9.Yeah, I was a badass on my high school football team! – Because I want to be seen by others in an even stronger light than I see myself。
谎言9：对，我在高中足球队里就是个捣蛋鬼!说谎原因：我想让自己在别人的眼里更加闪亮。
10.I thought I already sent that email out. I’m sure I did. – Because telling you that it was a low priority and I forgot would probably hurt our relationship。
谎言10：我以为我早就把邮件发出去了。我真的发过了。说谎原因：如果告诉你我觉得这事不重要，我把这事忘了，就会伤害到我俩的关系了。
