律师们是这样祝他们的客户圣诞快乐的，真的很搞笑

It’s that time of year when everyone is spreading Christmas cheer, and greetings flow freely. While the most welcomed holiday wishes are from our family, friends, neighbors, and colleagues, these are not the only ones we receive. From local business giving away Christmas cards that double as coupons, to dentists wishing you Merry Christmas and casually reminding you that it’s time for your checkup — and of course, let’s not forget the variety of service providers relentlessly spamming your email with holiday offers! In this sea of greetings, everyone’s trying to catch your attention, even lawyers.

这是一年中每个人都在传播圣诞快乐，自由的问候。虽然最受欢迎的节日祝福来自我们的家人、朋友、邻居和同事，但我们收到的不仅仅是这些。从本地商家赠送双倍优惠券的圣诞贺卡，到牙医祝你圣诞快乐，偶尔提醒你该检查身体了——当然，不要忘记各种各样的服务提供商无情地向你的电子邮件发送节日优惠!在这一片问候的海洋中，每个人都想引起你的注意，甚至律师也不例外。

For quite some time lawyers and their clients have been sharing a hilariously edited greeting. Supposedly written by a lawyer, this Merry Christmas card has probably the most ‘reasonable’ holiday wishes.

很长一段时间以来，律师和他们的客户一直在分享一种编辑得很滑稽的问候方式。这张圣诞贺卡可能是由一位律师写的，上面写着最“合理”的节日祝福。

There greeting read as follows: I wish you. [but in no way guarantee] a [reasonably] Merry Christmas, [and/or festive period] and [including but not limited to] a [reasonably] happy new year [twelve (12) months from the date hereof].

问候如下:我祝你，但不保证，你有一个合理地圣诞快乐，和/或节日期间，包括但不限于合理地祝您自本协议签订之日起十二个月的新年快乐。

Here’s what people had to say about it

以下是人们对此的看法

图片来源：Andželika Jasevičiūtė