1. I am more than positive I'll die alone.
1. 我几乎可以确信我要孤独终老了。
2. Wait, I can't tell if he's flirting or just being friendly.
2. 哎?他这是对我有好感么，还是只是表示友好而已。
3. Should I text my ex?
3. 要不要给前任发个短信?
4. If need be, I'll marry myself.
4. 要是可能的话，我想跟自己结婚。
5. I don't need a man! I am an independent woman!
5. 我不需要男人!我是独立的女性!
6. Being single is better!
6. 单身更好!
7. Should I get a Tinder? Who knows - I might actually find the one!
7. 要不要注册个相亲网站?谁知道呢——也许就找到了!
8. How do those two have each other and I have no one?
8. 为什么他俩能在一起，而我就是一个人?
9. SRSLY, what's wrong with me?
9. 讲真，我是不是有什么问题?
10. I'm just waiting for Prince Charming.
10. 我在等我的白马王子。
11. When was the last time I kissed someone? I think I forgot how to kiss.
11. 我上次接吻是什么时候?我觉得我都忘了怎么接吻了。
12. Netflix always makes my day better.
12. 每天看会儿网剧能让我感觉好点。
