Situation 13:
English Class(After lunch, Kevin and Barry go to
English class.Today, their teacher, Mr. Gomez,
is talking about the SATand getting into a
good college or university or college.)
Ladies and gentlemen,
today we are not going to study English.
Cool.You're the best,Mr. G.
Don't be too happy.Instead, I want to talk to you about the
SAT and education after high school.First, who can tell me
what the letters S-A-T stand for?
They stand for Scholastic Aptitude Test.
Very good,Lisa.
I thought they stand for School's Always Lousy.
You are a good student, Kevin.
You shouldn't have such a bad attitude.
I know, but I don't like school.
But you like English, don't you?
Yeah, but that's different.English is fun.
Well, what classes don't you like?
I hate P.E.The teacher is the worst.
Don't worry.There is no P.E.on the SAT.I have another
question;who can tell me the difference between a
college and a university?
You can only go to a college for four
years,but a university has graduate schools soyou can go there for
a master's or doctoral degree.
Correct.And what about a junior college?
A junior college is only for two years.
Correct again. And, Kevin, don't worry about P.E.When you go to a
college or a university, you will choose a major,like English for
example,and you won't have to take many classes that
you don't like.
College sounds much funnier than high school.