经典英语笑话100篇-1

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, a house

doesn’t jump at all.

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only

10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months?

Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I

crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the

4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull

sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?

My name is Paul.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to

take his bike away.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"

Patrick: "It was really

great mum! Today we made explosives!"

Mother: "Ooh, they do very

fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

Patrick: "What school?"

"Mom, where do tampons go?"

"Where the babies come from,

darling."

"In the stork?"

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