美国流行笑话:Hi Dan! 你好,丹!
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    138 Hi Dan! 你好,丹!

    A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man: “To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million.” The lawyer continued, “To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and $1 million.” The lawyer concluded, “And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will—well you are wrong. Hi Dan!”

    一个律师正在宣读一个富人的遗嘱:“我亲爱的太太罗丝,不论是顺境还是逆境,你都在我的身边。我给你留下房子和200万美元。我的女儿杰西卡,她在我生病的时候照顾我,使生意继续运转。我把帆船、生意和100万美元留给她。我的表弟丹,你恨我,和我争吵,并且以为我在遗嘱里不会提到你的名字。你错了——你好,丹!”
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