257　I'm not the mother 我不是妈妈

At a pharmacy, a blonde woman asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the mother and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first. “It won't work,” countered the woman. “I'm not the mother. I'm the aunt.”

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在一家药店里，一个金发女郎要求用他们的婴儿称来称她抱着的孩子。职员告诉她说那个称已经坏了，不能用。不过，可以用成人称先称妈妈和孩子的总重量，然后再称妈妈一个人的重量。用第一个重量减去第二个重量就是孩子的重量。那个女人反对说：“这个办法行不通。我不是妈妈，我是阿姨。”