英语笑话

318　Be prepared 先准备好

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was George W. Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward. The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari. The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, “Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped.” The boy replied, “I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved.”

一天，三个男孩正在过桥，听见有人高喊救命。这个人是乔治·W·布什。他快淹死了，这三个男孩救了他。他由衷地感谢他们，而且答应不论他们要什么作为报偿都行。第一个男孩要一万美元，布什就给了他钱。第二个男孩要一辆法拉利轿车，布什就给了他轿车。第三个男孩要一部轮椅。布什问他：“孩子，你不是残疾人，为什么要这东西呢？”男孩回答说：“当我爸知道我救的是谁以后，我会变成残疾人的。”