英语笑话

343　Frightened Telephone Repairman 吓得半死的电话修理工

Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to the room where security temporarily holds suspects. One day security officers were suddenly called away on an emergency, a man was left alone in the unlocked room. After a few minutes, the door opened and he began to walk out. Summoning up her courage, one of the secretaries barked, “Get back in there, and don't come out until you're told!” The man scuttled back inside and slammed the door. When the security people returned, the women reported what had happened. Without a word, an officer walked into the room and released the very frightened telephone repairman.

我妹妹是一个国际机场的秘书。她的办公室隔壁的房间是保安部门临时关押疑犯的地方。有一天，保安人员突然被调去处理一个紧急情况，一个男人被留在没有加锁的房间里。过了几分钟，门开了，他要走出来。一个秘书鼓足勇气大喊：“回去！不让你出来不准出来！”那个男人仓促逃进房间，用力甩上了门。当保安人员回来的时候，那个秘书向他们报告了发生的事。一个保安人员一言不发地走进屋子，放走了吓得半死的电话修理工。