英语笑话

353　Where's my Rolex? 我的劳力士表在哪里？

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. A truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side of the Lexus. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911. Within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. “I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else.” “How can you say such a thing?” asked the lawyer. The cop replied, “Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down?” “Ah!” screamed the lawyer. “Where's my Rolex?”

一个非常成功的律师把他崭新的雷克萨斯轿车停在他的律师楼前，准备向他的同事们炫耀。一辆大卡车开得太近，把他驾驶座那一侧的车门整个地撕了下去。那个律师马上抓起手机，打911报警。警察很快就来了。还没等警察问任何问题，那个律师就已经歇斯底里地大叫大喊起来。他的车是头一天才买的，现在完全被毁了。不论修车铺怎么修，都不会和原来一样了。当律师终于从胡言乱语中平息下来以后，警察摇头表示反感和难以置信：“我真不能相信你们律师是那样拜物主义。你们只盯着你们的财产，而不注意任何别的东西。”律师说：“你怎么能这样讲话呢？”警察回答说：“你没有注意到你左胳膊从肘部以下全都没了吗？”律师尖叫起来：“啊，我的劳力士表在哪里？”