英语笑话

408　My patients can bite 我的患者是要咬人的

The time came for annual immunizations at our overseas Air Force base. To get us all vaccinated as quickly as possible, they pressed the veterinary surgeon into helping out. I got my injection from the vet. “Wow,” I said, “you did that so gently, I hardly felt it.” “I have to be gentle,” he said. “My patients can bite.”

这是海外空军基地一年一度预防接种的时候。为了使我们全体尽快地完成预防接种，他们让兽医也来帮忙。是一个兽医给我打的针。我说：“啊，你的动作这么轻，我都没感觉到。”他说：“我的动作不得不轻，我的患者是要咬人的。”