英语笑话

543　Security Checkpoint 安全检查点

A soldier, in full uniform approached a security checkpoint at the airport. As with everybody else, he was ordered to go through the metal detector. Before doing so, he handed his M-16 rifle to security personnel. Still the alarm sounded when he walked through. Further inspection revealed a Swiss army knife inside one of his pockets. “Sorry, sir,” security said to the soldier, “but this item is prohibited.” Taking the knife away, the security then handed him back the M-16.

一个全副武装的士兵来到机场的安全检查点。他和其他人一样，要通过金属探测器。他先把他的M16冲锋枪交给安检人员。但是，他走过去的时候，警报器还是响了。进一步检查发现他的一个口袋里有一把瑞士军刀。安检人员对士兵说：“对不起，先生。这个东西是禁止带入的。”他把瑞士军刀拿走，把M16冲锋枪还给了这个士兵。