英语笑话

545　She worries more than your knee 她担心的不只是你的膝盖

My nephew, a former high-school halfback, came home from combat duty in Afghanistan. He was excited to tell me that his unit had played a makeshift game of football. “Just don't tell my mom,” he begged. “If she knew I was playing football she'd worry that I might re-injure my knee.”

我的外甥，前高中橄榄球队中卫，从阿富汗战场回来。他兴高采烈地告诉我，他们部队玩了一场临时东拼西凑的橄榄球。他求我说：“只是不要告诉我妈。她要是知道我玩橄榄球，又该担心我会再次伤到膝盖。”