英语笑话

601　I need to know where I'm going 我得知道我要到哪里去

Father Martin is an absent-minded professor. He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes, and one Saturday he found himself on a train to a new destination, frantically searching his pockets for his ticket. “Forget about it, Father,” said the conductor, recognizing him as a regular. “I'm sure you paid for a ticket.” “I can't forget about the ticket,” Father Martin replied nervously. “I need to know where I'm going.”

马丁神父是一个心不在焉的教授。他经常为其他教区生病的神父当替班。一个星期六，他在一辆通往新的目的地的火车上，发疯似的翻他的口袋寻找火车票。列车员认出他是个常客，就说：“神父，不用找了。我肯定你已经买了票了。”马丁神父神经紧张地回答说：“我不能不找。我得知道我要到哪里去。”