英语笑话

626　The Services of an Attorney 律师的服务

When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her ability to answer the questions asked of prospective jurors. Asked about the occupations of family members, Mom answered, “My son is a lawyer.” As a follow-up, she was asked if she had ever used the services of an attorney. “Only to mow my lawn.”

当我妈妈被抽到去陪审团服务的时候，她很自信能回答预选陪审团时会问到的问题。被问到家里人的职业，妈妈回答说：“我儿子是一个律师。”接下来的问题是她是否用过律师的服务。她回答说：“只用来割我的草坪。”