英语笑话

642　You're rushing things 你们是太性急了

We had just received the exciting news that our daughter was pregnant with her first child. So we decided to order a gift from a maternity store near her called Great Expectations. We checked the phone book and located a Great Expectations in our town. But when my wife went to the address, all she found was a storefront office. “Where are the clothes?” she asked the man sitting behind the front desk. With a very puzzled look on his face, the man responded, “Clothes?” “Maternity clothes.” “I think you're rushing things,” he said. “This is a dating service.”

我们听到一个非常令人兴奋的消息，我们的女儿怀上了她的第一个孩子。我们决定从她附近的一个叫做“好希望”的孕妇用品商店订一样礼物送给她。我们查了电话号码本，找到我们镇上的“好希望”商店。但是，当我太太找到那个地址的时候，却只找到一个铺面的办公室。她问坐在前台的男人：“衣服在哪里？”那个男人脸上露出非常不解的表情，说：“衣服？”“孕妇衣服。”“我想你们是太性急了。我们是婚姻介绍所。”