英语笑话

759　You used to be a bear? 你以前是一只熊？

I was a Marine and now work for United Parcel Service. One day I bought my four-year-old son a stuffed bear in Marine garb. I brought out a picture of myself in full Marine dress. I explained, pointing to the photo and then to the bear. “That's Daddy.” His eyes went from one to the other, and then he asked in a puzzled voice, “You used to be a bear?”

我以前是海军陆战队员，现在在联合包裹投递公司上班。有一天，我给四岁的儿子买了一个穿着海军陆战队制服的玩具熊。我拿出一张我穿着海军陆战队制服的照片，指指照片，指指玩具熊，解释说：“这是爸爸。”他的眼睛看看这个，看看那个，用困扰的声音说：“你以前是一只熊？”