英语笑话

773　Ours is much better looking 我们的好看得多

A husband and wife are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, “Who was that?” “Oh,” replies the husband, “that was my mistress.” “That's it,” says the wife, “I want a divorce.” “Ok,” replies her husband, “but remember, if you get a divorce there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But, the decision is yours.” Just then the wife notices a friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. “Who is that woman with Mike?” she asks. “That's his mistress,” replies her husband. “Ours is much better looking,” says the wife.

一对夫妇正在一个豪华餐馆用餐。一个使人眼花缭乱的年轻女子走到他们的餐桌前，亲了那位丈夫一口，说了声“回头见”，就走开了。妻子瞪着丈夫问：“她是谁？”丈夫回答说：“哦，那是我的情妇。”妻子说：“得了，我要离婚。”丈夫说：“行，不过你要记住，离了婚可再不能到巴黎去旅行购物，不能到加勒比海去度冬天，车房里没有豪华汽车，也再不能去豪华乡村俱乐部。你自己拿主意吧。”这时候，妻子注意到他们的一个朋友带着一位衣着华贵的妇人走进餐馆。她问：“和麦克在一起的那个女人是谁？”丈夫回答说：“那是他的情妇。”妻子说：“我们的好看得多了。”