英语笑话

796　We don't have any of those 这三样我们都没有

Both my son and daughter-in-law are full-time college students, and don't have time or money for anything other than school. I was with them in church when the minister gave a sermon on marriage. “The three most common problems that can lead to divorce,” he warned, “involve money, children and sex.” At that my son whispered to his wife, “Then we should be okay. We don't have any of those.”

我的儿子和儿媳妇都是全日制的大学生。除了上学以外，他们没有时间和金钱做任何事情。有一次我和他们一起上教堂，听牧师讲关于婚姻的道。他警告说：“导致离婚的三个最常见的问题是钱、孩子和性。”这时候我儿子悄悄对他妻子说：“看来我们应该没问题。这三样我们都没有。”