英语笑话
833 Calling the boyfriend 打电话给男朋友
I dialed my boyfriend's new telephone number, and got a woman. “Is Mike there?” I asked. “He's in the shower,” she responded. “Please tell him his girlfriend called,” I said and hung up. When he didn't return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. “This is Mike,” he said. “You're not my boyfriend!” I exclaimed. “I know,” he replied. “That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour.”
我拨了男朋友的新电话号码,一个女人接电话。我问:“麦克在吗?”她说:“他在洗澡。”“请你告诉他,他的女朋友打电话给他。”说完我就挂了。我的男朋友没有回电,于是我又打过去。这次是一个男的接电话。他说:“我是麦克。”我大喊起来:“你不是我的男朋友!”他说:“我知道哇。这正是我在这半小时里想要向我太太说明白的事。”