英语笑话

922　Fire at Will! 向威尔开炮！

Thinking my son, Will, would enjoy seeing the reenactment of a Civil War battle, I took him to the event. But the poor child was terrified by the booming cannons. During a lull, I finally got him calmed down. That's when the Confederate general hollered, “Fire at Will!”

我以为我的儿子威尔会喜欢看南北战争的表演，就带他去了。可是这个胆小的孩子被放炮的声音吓坏了。在幕间休息的时候，我终于让他平静下来了。就在这时候，联军的将军呼喊道：“随意开炮！”（也可以理解为“向威尔开炮！”）