英语笑话

947　Do you give validation? 你们给不给免费停车？

In the small, family-owned electronics store, we often get folks from out of town whose idioms are a little different from our own. One day, after parking her car across the street in an attended lot, a young woman came in. She made her purchase and then asked, “Do you give validation?” Without batting an eye, I replied, “You are an excellent person, and I love your hair.”

在我们家开的小电子商店，经常有外地来的顾客，他们所用的术语和我们的不同。有一天，一个青年女子把车停在马路对面有人看管的停车场以后走了进来。她挑完东西以后付了钱。然后问：“你们给不给确认？”我连眼睛都不眨地说：“你是一个绝顶好人，我还喜欢你的发型。”