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- No, I'm not.

You make weird faces, honey.

- Do you have to read at the table?

- Uh

-huh. Yeah.

Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes!

Bob, could you help

the carnivore cut his meat.

Dash, you have something you

wanna tell your father about school?

- Well, we dissected a frog.

- Dash got sent to the office again.

- Good. Good.

- No, Bob, that's bad.

- What?

- Dash got sent to the office again.

- What?! What for?

- Nothing.

He put a tack on the teacher's chair...

during class.

Nobody saw me.

You could barely see it on the tape.

They caught you on tape

and you still got away with it? Whoa!

You must have been booking.

How fast were you going?

We are not encouraging this.

I'm not, I'm just asking how fast...

Honey!

Great. First the car,

now I gotta pay to fix the table...

What happened to the car?

Here. I'm getting a new plate.

So, how about you, Vi?

How was school?

- Nothing to report.

- You've hardly touched your food.

- I'm not hungry for meatloaf.

- Well, it is leftover night.

We have steak, pasta...

What are you hungry for?

- Tony Rydinger.

- Shut up.

- Well, you are.

- I said, shut up, you little insect.

- Well, she is.

- Do not shout at the table.

- Honey!

- Kids! Listen to your mother.

She'd eat if we were having Tony loaf.

That's it!

Stop it!

- You're gonna be toast!

- Stop running in the house.

Sit down!

- Hey, no force fields!

- You started it.

You sit down! You sit down!

Violet!

"Simon J. Paladino,

longtime advocate of superhero rights,

is missing"?

- Gazerbeam.

- Bob! It's time to engage.

Do something!

Don't just stand there!

- I need you to intervene!

- You want me to intervene?

Okay. I'm intervening!

Violet, let go of your brother.

Hello?

Get the door.

- Hey, Lucius!

- Hey, Speedo. Helen, Vi, Jack

-Jack.

- Ice of you to drop by.

- Ha! Never heard that one before.

- Lucius!

- Whoa!

- Ha, ha.

- Oh!

- I like it when it shatters.

- I'll be back later.

- Where are you two going?

- It's Wednesday.

Bowling night.

Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius.

Will do. Good night, Helen.

Good night, kids.

Don't think you've avoided

talking about the principal's office.

Your father and I

are still gonna discuss it.

I'm not the only kid who's

been sent to the office.

Other kids don't have superpowers.

- Now, it's perfectly normal...

- What do you know about normal?

What does anyone

in this family know about normal?

- Now, wait a minute, young lady.

- We act normal. I wanna be normal.

The only normal one is Jack-Jack,

and he's not even toilet trained.

Lucky.

I meant about being normal.

So now I'm in deep trouble.

I mean, one more jolt of this

death ray and I'm an epitaph.

Somehow I managed to find cover.

What does Baron Von Ruthless do?

- He starts monologuing.

- He starts monologuing.

He starts this prepared speech

about how feeble I am compared to him.

How inevitable my defeat is, the world

will soon be his. Yada, yada, yada.

- Yammering.

- Yammering.

I mean, the guy has me

on a platter, and he won't shut up.

- Municiberg, we have a 23

-56...

- 23

-56, what is that?

- Robbery?

- This is just sad.

- Want to catch a robber?

- No.

Tell you the truth,

I'd rather go bowling.

Look, what if we actually did

what our wives think we're doing?

Just to shake things up.

He's not alone.

The fat guy's still with him.

They're just talking.

- What are we doing here?

- Protecting people.

- Nobody asked us.

- You need an invitation?

I'd like one, yes. We keep

sneaking out to do this, and...