Woman: What is this? I didn't order that.

Waiter: I’m terribly sorry. May I have your order again? I'll get it right away.

Woman: I've ordered savory pork and coleslaw.

Waiter: I'm sorry. I must have made a mistake. I'll bring them for you at once.

Woman: Hey! What is this?

Waiter: Pardon me, Miss. But didn't you order chicken soup?

Woman: Oh, Is that what this is?

Waiter: I believe so. But if it really bothers you, I'll replace it for you.

Woman: No, don't replace it. Give a refund.

Waiter: Sorry. I'm afraid we can't. But you may order something else instead.

Woman: Oh, really? Give me a calm soap.

Waiter: Okay, Miss.

Woman: Thank you.

Waiter: I hope you enjoy your dinner.