Swear not to come again
决不再来

One day, the French famous writer Tristan Bernard went to a restaurant for dinner. But he was not very satisfied with the food.

"Bring the manager." He said to the waiter after paying the bill.

Soon the manager came. The writer told him, "Please give me a big hug."

"What?"

"Please embrace me!"

"What's the matter with you, sir?"

"This is the last time we'll ever meet."

有一天，著名法国作家特里斯坦·贝尔纳去一家餐馆吃饭。但是他对饭菜很不满意。

“请把经理叫来。”付账后，他对服务员说。

不久经理就来了。作家对他说：“请紧紧拥抱我。”

“什么?”

“请拥抱我!”

“你怎么啦，先生?”

“这是我们最后一次见面了。”