英语故事:God And Eve In The Garden Of Eden
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    One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.

    "Lord, I have a problem!"

    "What's the problem, Eve?"

    "Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious(欢闹的,非常滑稽的) comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

    "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

    "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

    "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

    "What's a man, Lord?"

    "This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless(无知的,愚蠢的) and will revelin childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."

    "Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically(讽刺地) raised eyebrow. What's the catch(有什么内幕) , Lord?"

    "Well ... you can have him on one condition."

    "What's that, Lord?"

    "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring ... So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret...

    "You know, woman to woman."


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