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OLDER TED: Kids, when you're single,
all you're looking for is happily-ever-after,
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but only one of your stories
can end that way.
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The rest end with someone getting hurt.
This is one of those stories.
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- And it starts with a shirt.
- A shirt?
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Just listen.
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OLDER TED; Because none of this
would have happened
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if it hadn't have been for that shirt
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(MUSIC PLA YING ON STEREO)
参考译文
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孩子们当你们单身时
致力于寻找终身幸福
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但是在你经历的所有爱情故事里
只有一次能圆满结局
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其它的则最终以一方受伤结束
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我将讲述的就是一个这样结束的故事
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它因为一件衬衫而开始
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衬衫
听我说
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要不是那件衬衫
这件事情是不可能发生的
