1.I'm a dead man. Hey, Kate, I'm practically on the freeway right now. Yes, I'm rolling towards you as we speak.
2.Going to a relly special place I know. Actually, it's a place where your mom and I used to hang out a lot.
3.This is Charlie Frost reporting live from Yellowstone National Park, soon to become the worlds largest active volcano. I'll be right back, folks.
4.Repent. There is still time. Kind of gaulling when you realize the nutbags with the cardboard signs had it right the whole time.
5.What? Life isn't fair? Is that it? If you want to donate your passes, to a couple of Chinese workers, be my guest.
6.Everybody out there has died in vain. If we start our future with an act of cruelty, what will you tell your children?