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Dylan: Shaun White seems really great. Nice dude. How do you know him again?

Jamie: I took his virginity.

Dylan: So you guys have known each other for a while?

Jamie: No, it was like eight months ago.

Dylan: So does the carpet match the drapes?

Jamie: It's hardwood floors, if you know what I mean.

Dylan: My God! Terrible visual.

Jamie: Totally kidding, by the way. Just an old friend of mine.

Dylan: You guys use the same leave-in conditioner. His hair had nice body.

Jamie: Can I get two gyro number sixes, extra sauce?

Dylan: What are you looking for? 

Jamie: The cops. Come on.

Dylan: The cops?

Jamie: Yep... Come on!

Dylan: Where are you taking me?

Jamie: You'll see. Well, here's your open space. Run, gazelle. Run!

Dylan: Wow. This is unbelievable.

Jamie: I know.

Dylan: Okay, this was not on Seinfeld.

Jamie: Come on, what's your dad think about all this?

Dylan: About what?

Jamie: Well, he must have an opinion. He used to write for the LA Times for 23 years.

Dylan: Somebody did their homework.

Jamie: I have this thing at work. It's called Google. Come on, what's he think about the job?

Dylan: Actually, I didn't ask him.

Jamie: Well, then you must know what he'd say.

Dylan: He'd tell me to go with my gut and that he'd be proud of me no matter what I did.

Jamie: Sounds like a really great man.

Dylan: Yeah, he is.

Jamie: Hey, do you want to see something really cool?

Dylan: I always want to see something really cool. What...

Jamie: Come on.

Dylan: Okay.

Jamie: Only place in the city you can actually see the stars.

Dylan: Wow.

Jamie: Yeah.

Dylan: It's pretty awesome. 

Jamie: I know. I like to come up here to think. Just when it gets a little too much for me down there, it's like... It's like my New York version of a mountaintop. Best part, no cell reception.

Dylan: You take all your recruits up here?

Jamie: Actually, never really taken anyone up here.

Dylan: Really?

Jamie: Yeah.

Dylan: Thanks.

Jamie: If you tell anyone about this, I will rip your ears off and staple them to your neck.

Dylan: Everyone in this city seems really violent.

Jamie: Come on, let's go. One last stop.

Dylan: We're just getting comfortable.

Jamie: I know you are. Come on, buddy. It's New York. Now hustle. Come on. Come on, come on.

Dylan: You're showing me Times Square. This is not touristy at all! 

Jamie: Would you shush? Come on.

Dylan:  Do we have to power-walk everywhere we go?

Jamie: Yes.

Dylan: So everybody just kind of walks wherever they want, then.

Jamie: OK. How 'bout right here?

Dylan: What do you mean? 

Jamie: We're here.

Dylan: Oh, my God, it's 1988.

Jamie: All right, smartass, give it five seconds.

Dylan: What is this?

Jamie: It's a flash mob.

Dylan: Like on Oprah! 

Jamie: Exactly.

Dylan: Should we get out of the way?

Jamie: No, no. Enjoy it. Take it all in.

Dylan: It's pretty damn cool.

Jamie: Right? It's kind of rad.

Dylan: Do these people get paid for this?

Jamie: No. No. They kind of just do it for fun. It's nice to feel like you're a part of something. New York can be a little bit lonely at times.

Dylan: And you're trying to sell me on it.

Jamie: Every place can be a bit lonely sometimes. Be careful!

Dylan: Oh, my God.

Jamie: Come down. 

Dylan: Okay. Shit. Get back down.

Jamie: Okay.

Dylan: I'm in. 

Jamie: What?

Dylan: You sold me. 

Jamie: Really?

Dylan: I'll take the job. 

Jamie: Oh, my God!

Dylan: What, are you surprised? 

Jamie: No! No. Oh, you are gonna crush it! Amazing. You can all go home now! Thank you! 

Dylan: Very funny.